Tuesday, 22 December 2009

Thoughts in my head

So sex actually becomes or can become a chore/bore

At what point do you know this?

When before you’re like “yikes” not today!!!

When during you can’t wait for it to be over?

When afterwards all you have to discuss is Nepa and the state of the nation?

Thursday, 10 December 2009

How I nearly lost my gullet today….

So I suddenly feel thirsty…..

I stroll to the water dispenser

There’s some boy there “fetching” water

Now he’s not extraordinary looking or anything like that oh…

And I see him around anyway.

Anyway (again LOL) the ogbeni smiles at me

I no come know whether na confusion or devil just wan cause me problem

Na so I fetch water for myself too oh, from the pink tap side…

I also feel a need to drink the water right there…

Thank God say na sip I sip no be gulp

I saw/felt/heard my gullet/throat turn pink!!!!!!!!!!!

LMAO

Na that boy smile wan cause me problem….

In this my old age

Thursday, 3 December 2009

Just sitting here.....

.... humming Christmas carols to myself!!!!

Tis indeed the season to be jolly.

I'm kinda happy today...

I've just ordered a Christmas tree and I’m gonna buy "Ina Olorun" LOL for my son and myself today....

It's some Christmas thing/accessory/toy/… that you light up which burns for a few seconds before it fizzles out.... I think most people who grew up in Naija will have an idea of what I’m talking about :)

I've never known what the real name is!!!! LOL

Thank God knock out/bangers have been banned in Lagos. They’ve always petrified me!!!!

I think I will also attempt to bake cookies/brownies this Christmas…. Wish me luck people!!!

Saturday, 28 November 2009

Embarassing moment!!!

An aunt of mine just caused me some embarrassment….

She told another aunt of mine that “fluffy is in the family way you know”

I don’t know which embarrassed me more the fact that fluffy “is indeed in the family way” or the expression “in the family way”!!!

Na wa.

Monday, 23 November 2009

Hey you...

Have i missed you or what?????

Wednesday, 14 October 2009

I wan blog

…but I no know wetin to blog

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

It's not always rosy!!!

What a weekend i had...
I got to rest and at least i spent some time with my little boy...
Who by the way can how hiss :D
He was beating my neighbor the other day(they’re always fighting) and she hissed at him... He looked at her so sternly (particularly at her mouth) and made a clucking sound with his tongue...LOL
You need to have heard how we laughed at him…
The yeye boy: D
That’s the only thing that seems stable in my world right now…
There’s been a lot of talk on blogsville and by some strange coincidence about “what you’ll do if you husband’s cheating etc” I have been very opinionated about the matter. I keep going on and on about not tolerating nonsense from any man etc etc Funny that right now I find myself somewhat confronted with this and have not the foggiest idea what to do or how to deal with the situation!!!!!!!!!!!
Not like I’ve actually caught him in the act or something but definitely there’s something fishy and funny going down…
I just feel helpless!!!!!!!!!!
I ran into a friend of mine over the weekend, we did some catching up and she mentioned that she was seeing a married man.
All I said to her was “as long as you both are happy”
But deep in my heart I knew it was wrong and I shouldn’t have supported the whole idea….
But again I felt helpless!!!!!
My suspicions are causing me grief and talking them over really hasn’t helped!!! He just couldn’t be bothered to prove my suspicions unnecessary or otherwise…
Feel so frustrated and of course that just makes me turn to food…
It’s seems to be a vicious cycle...
Hope I get out of it soon!!!